Kitty Fine

Or Why (Step) Daddy / Daughter Sex Erotica?

Happy Father’s Day to all the sexy dads!

In honor of Father’s Day, I thought I would explore why dads are sexy. While I personally don’t write about incest (or condone it),  as many of you know, I do write about taboo erotica, including pseudo-incest, i.e. sexy ex-stepfamily like ex-stepdads and daughters.

So I know there are many reasons people find it to be a titillating topic. Whether it turns you on or squicks you out, it’s definitely a big turn on for many.

So what’s the appeal? Below is my list of The Reasons Dads Are Sexy. Some are my own thoughts mixed in with others, as noted.

Here are the Top 10 reasons we love DILFS and why dads are so damn sexy:

10.  It’s taboo. Even if there is no blood relation, it’s taboo to have sexual relations with your current or former stepfather or stepdaughter. It depends heavily on the country and society’s culture. But in the US, we are surprisingly puritanical. Look at Woody Allen and the public reaction to his stepdaughter wife. And although it may seem wrong to the masses, it’s that taboo we-shouldn’t-do-it quality that makes it all the more hotter.

9.  Authority figures are a turn on. Of course, everyone is different. However, many people find powerful authority figures to be irresistible. Maybe it’s their charm and success. Or maybe it brings out the inner rebellious bad girl, who wants to have him on her own terms.

8.  The older man/younger woman thing is hot. While I can’t speak for everyone, I’ve always had a thing for older men. They can be more sophisticated and worldly, more mature and more experienced. Sounds like they’d know how to please a woman, and could maybe teach you a thing or two in bed. Hot.

7.  We perceive dads to be nurturing and supportive. There’s something sexy about a sensitive man, who has real emotions and the capacity to care for his woman. According to a survey conducted by Match.com, 29% of the 3,000 single women surveyed thought single dads were sexy dates, while 43% found their nurturing and supportive qualities made them great dates.

6.  Stability. Sure, all dads are unique. They could be single dads, married, divorced, etc. But it implies that at one time, maybe he was in a committed (?) relationship. If he’s husband/daddy material, then surely, he must be stable and consistent? A man who’s always there for you is sexy. And while it might not be true, I could see why women might make that huge assumption.

I came up with the next five reasons with help from Google and SYFFAL.com blogger Joel Frieder’s original post, “Love, Dad’s Top 5 Reasons Why Dad’s Get More Sexy Time Than Non-Dads”. While his post isn’t about ex-stepdaughter and daddy sex, it still gives us more reasons why dads are sexy.

Five more hilarious (but probably true) reasons:

5.  The Stains. As Joel declares in his original post, “hard working men get pussy all the time” because it’s “the reward for the hard work of parenting, and damnit, the puke stain on my shoulder should tell you I’m a hugger.” Ha! I’d agree that a hard working dad is way sexier than a lazy bum. And the puke stains probably endear them to us.

4.  Exhaustion/fear of preganancy/playing hard to get. Not sure if I completely buy this reason. So now that dads are tired and afraid to get women pregnant, they’re harder to resist? Maybe, maybe not, but hilariously put:

“Now that I don’t even want to get it wet out of fear I will knock her or someone in the neighborhood up via second hand semen, she is straight up all over this dick like it’s a Fuckin Joel-blerone Fonzi. She be lovin the nougaty goodness of my triangular shaped chocolatey confectionary delight padre!”

3.  Patience. I’d agree that overall, patience is a great, sexy quality for any man to have. There’s probably a balance of patience and assertiveness, depending on the situation. But Joel notes that “when I’m patient I notice that I get it wet at least 56% more than when I’m jacked up on the need for dipping my sword in her pot of delicious vaginal nectar.”

2.  Handy man. Ah, who doesn’t like the thought of a real manly man who’s good with his hands? Another big point for sexy dads who are handy. According to Joel, when he acts like a handy man, it “sends a special signal to the vaginal cave of warm moistness and within 24 hours I’m being treated to the flesh glove.”

1.  Virility. A sexy dad screams to us subconsciously, “I’m a sexual catch and explosively virile.” Yes, virility is a turn on. Regardless of whether the woman wants to have babies or not, I’m sure that on a deep, primal human level, it’s probably true.

And there you have it. The top 10 reasons why dads are so damn sexy.

Do you agree? Anything else to add?